my oscar winners.

funniest moment: it was a tie between jennifer garner almost falling on her face on the way to the microphone and three 6 mafia's acceptance speech for "it's hard out here for a pimp" incidently, i ended up watching "hustle & flow" after the oscars were over. landon rented it.

best acceptance speech: another tie between gavin hood for "tsotsi" and of course, reese witherspoon for "walk the line."

best dress: hillary swank. black and strapless and she's perfect. how can you beat that?

best story: director robert altman and his story about having a young 30-something woman's heart.

movie i never heard of, but now want to see: "mrs. henderson presents" with judy dench. i love her.

i love, but... "pride & prejudice" and kiera knightly, but i hate her hair the orange color it was last night and for "domino." i like it dark like it was in "p&p."

i'm so glad... reese witherspoon won best actress. she's precious and she was in "legally blond" (1 and 2) AND has an oscar for best actress. now that's accomplishment.

i'm annoyed by... the bow on charlize theron's dress. she's immaculately beautiful, but...reminded me too much of the 80s.

i give john stewart a... C+ he didn't annoy me, but i never laughed.