a second ago, i was trying to call someone named luther from RISD. i dialed his number from a piece of paper with four different numbers on it, and i must've just created a random combination of the four because i did not get luther.
i did, however, get a very nice man named michael.
"luther? no. this is michael."
"oh. i'm sorry. i must've dialed the wrong number. is this XXX.XXX.XXXX?"
"no. this is XXX.XXX.XXXX."
"oh. i apologize for that."
"(laughs) well, that's OK. you haven't done no wrong. if there weren't never no mistakes, we wouldn't need no erasers."
"(amazed) yeah, you're right about that. thank you so much. have a good day."
"you too, miss."