hysterical.

landon is trying to order us pizza for dinner, and it's proving to be a most difficult task. the woman he's talking to is a complete moron. i swear, i think he's been on the phone for 10 minutes trying to order. she cannot figure out what's going on. to top it off, he thought she was cutting out (i think she was just sitting there dumbfounded for awhile) so he was trying to get up out of the ikea poang chair really quick to get to a better spot for a signal. didn't wanna waste the 10 minutes he's already been on the phone with her by dropping the call, you know. well, the poang chair is not easy to get out of that fast. he fell on his butt and the whole chair fell on top of him, the lamp dangerously wobbling. and she's still there so he just keeps talking. oh, lord. i can't type because this is so funny. i'm done with the story now, and he's still on the phone. heaven only knows what we're gonna end up with if this pizza ever arrives. need a tissue. whew.