a: a random observation: a napkin in your lap does nothing while you're pregnant because the napkin, which would normally catch any drips or stray food that gets lost between the table and your mouth, is usurped by the huge belly in the way. and then all things that would be on your napkin are on your belly. it's really quite annoying, if you ask me.
b: you do make me laugh
a: you'd really laugh if you saw the soy sauce splashes that are trying hard to blend in with the print of this shirt i'm wearing.