a public service announcement to girls who hover.

for the longest time i was totally perplexed as to how splatters of urine actually end up on the toilet seat in women's public bathrooms.

did i miss something, or do girls usually sit down to pee?

i get it on the guys, aim is necessary, but girls? i couldn't.

but then i was informed by someone really smart, probably my mom, that it's because women hold themselves up, hovering above the toilet while relieving themselves, because they don't want to sit on a public potty seat. and thus, the splashing.

i don't get that. i mean, get a toilet seat cover. or line the thing with toilet paper. i'm totally not one of these prissy types. i just sit on the damn thing. get over it. it's your a**. not a big deal. as long as you don't lick it or let anyone else lick it, you'll be fine.

and besides all that, your totally adding to the phobia you have of dirty toilet seats. you're peeing on it, people. come on.

in reality, you're why you're worried about the germs. they're coming from you.

so do a girl a favor, if you're gonna hover, wipe it off. you know who you are.